JEFF GOLBLUM IS A SEXY PEDO AN I LOVE HIM HE IS A GREAT ACTOR AND I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND

IN MY DREAMS HE APPEARS TO ME LIKE THE PICTURE ABOVE, WAITING FOR ME TO SUCCUMB TO HIS CHARMS LIKE A SEXY PEDO DOES
MY HEART SHAKES AND QUAKES LIKE NO OTHER, I SWEAR IT MISSES A BEAT JUST FOR HIM.
I DREAM OF YOU JEFF GOLBLUM, I DREAM OF YOU TOUCHING ME WITH YOUR DANGEROUS PEDO HANDS AND RUBBING YOUR FILTHY PEDO HAIR ON MY FACE

WHO CARES IF WE LOOK LIKE AN ODD COUPLE BECAUSE LOVE HAS NO AGE. I WOULD DIE FOR YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM, HEAR MY CRY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD EAT YOUR
POO POO, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
COME TO ME LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT JEFF GOLDBLUM, COVER MY MOUTH WITH YOUR PEDO HANDS AS YOU RAPE ME, I'LL PRETEND I SLEEP BUT I'M NOT REALLY
I DONT CARE THAT YOU LOOK SOMEWHAT LIKE BILLY ZANE, MAYBE WE COULD ALL BE A HAPPY FAMILY ONE DAY? BUT FOR NOW I JUST WANT YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM
YOU HAVE TOUCHED MY HEART WITH YOUR STUTTERING NERDYNESS. STUTTER FOR ME WHEN YOU COME TO MY ROOM BABY, TEACH ME THE CHAOS THEORY


JEFF GOLDBLUM I LOVE YOU
YOU'RE A SEXY PEDOPHILE
MOLEST ME
JEFF GOLBLUM PLEASE MOLEST ME